Parties, Celebration & Hiccups......

The other day I got an SMS from one of my friend. The lines were like this:

Alone we smile, together we laugh;
Alone we enjoy, together we CELEBRATE.....


At that point of time this word celebrate made me to think about it. YA its a magical word. It brings feelings of curiosity, eagerness, full of energy, excitement, happening & what not.
And its true that all these words comes to my mind as well, but not alone, but with one more word " HICCUP". Yes its always there when I celebrate any event with my friends.

The process of any event starts with an !dea that comes to anyones mind. Than starts the SMS's & phone calls to invite more Bakra's(scapegoats) to the party. Party could of any two of these types: 1) Alcoholic, 2) NON- Alcoholic.
NON- Alcoholic parties are not practically viable & are not in trends, so forget about it. Now one option that left is Alcoholic parties so we arranges it at our place or PALACE whatever u think u can think freely. We do make the list of all the things that we have to bring from outside for the party, this is the easiest part of the process of the celebration because every one knows what they need exactly & no doubts they are in their senses as well. Usually the method of "Dutch the party" is used, but sometimes we do have guest who are real guest in their mind & not less than GHOST for any one of us who have to bear his expanses from his pocket. Now cutting the long story short, once they starts Boozing u will definitely love to hear & see what all going around there. Someone is fagging making rings of the smoke, every one having a glass of their drink in one hand & leg piece in other hand. On the other hand some starts poking fun of individuals, pulling their legs so that others can laugh loudly. There is no sign of any type of worry whatsoever in any body's mind. But as soon as some alcohol goes in they come out with different and mind u unique types of funny questions, & that makes the environment even more lively. They come out to be what they really are, but there are person who have nothing in there life ( Dukhi aye the dukhi hi jayenge). They share their grievances with others and believe u me everyone got a answer for their problems and yes of course all the alternative solutions are weird .... very very very very weird.
But as night passes, some of the so called real boozers could be seen vomiting badly. There u will find a topic every time which divides the group into three parts...... 1) Believer ,2) Non- Believer (Both of them constitutes of most of the members)
3) Negotiators(these r non drinkers because drinkers themselves not in their senses to sort out the problem). So u might understand it by urself that how much tedious work is this to handle these two groups. They tries to make these two groups , to u know, negotiate. But all in vein. Than the non drinkers have no option but to put the party on halt and to make it end as soon as possible. This is the time when the non drinker has to prove his mettle to persuade everyone(yes everyone who don't wanna hear a single word from that obnoxious person) , but in some time he is able to conclude the party. Than starts one more tiresome job if the non drinker is one of the organizer , that is to made the other organizers sleep. This becomes even more problematic if he is the lone non drinker left in the house(it is no longer remain a PALACE). He starts criticize that moment when he took decision of participating in the so called CELEBRATION.
But one minute do u have a feeling that why the heck this person called Ashwani Phalswal talking about it?????
Yes. Actually this is not ur fault, nobody can understand that non drinker chap. But I do... WHY??? ....




BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THESE BLOODY NON DRINKERS FAMILY...............



Hiiiiicckkkkkk....................